Routine Service Pricing

Routine Visits

Rates below are per visit for a property of less than 1/2 acre.

1 Dog
Weekly = $13.95
Every other week = $19.95

2 Dogs
Weekly = $16.95
Every other week = $22.95

3 Dogs
Weekly = $22.95
Every other week = $32.95

4 Dogs
Weekly = $26.95
Every other week = N/A

*** Routine service fees are prepaid on the 1st of each month.
Prices above are for properties of less than 1/2 acre. Properties of more than 1/2 acre will be charged a large property surcharge for each additional 1/2 acre.

Full Season Discount - Clients who prefer to prepay for the entire season to avoid monthly invoicing, a 5% discount shall be applied.

Turd Nerds suspends service through the winter months beginning December 1st or the first 1" of snow recorded at the Turd Nerds Weather Lab, whichever occurs first.

Contract?
Worried about signing a contract? Don't...we are contract free.

Please submit a service request form and we will take care of the rest.

All prices are subject to state, county and city taxes.

Holidays
If your scheduled routine visit day falls on a legal holiday, your yard may be serviced the following day.

"Thanks Turd Nerds! I am sure glad I found your service this past spring. You helped me recover from foot surgery as it would have been difficult for me to keep up with the poo." ~ Bev. B. (St. Paul)

Routine Visits

​"Thanks Turd Nerds! I am sure glad I found your service this past spring. You helped me recover from foot surgery as it would have been difficult for me to keep up with the poo." ~ Bev. B. (St. Paul)

"Thanks Turd Nerds! I am sure glad I found your service this past spring. You helped me recover from foot surgery as it would have been difficult for me to keep up with the poo." ~ Bev. B. (St. Paul)