Dog Poop Removal in Crystal, MN
Professional, contract-free dog waste removal for Crystal homes and yards from Turd Nerds™, a locally owned Minnesota small business serving area dog owners since 2010.
Keep Your Crystal Yard Ready to Enjoy
Crystal's established neighborhoods and residential yards give local dogs plenty of outdoor space close to home. Turd Nerds helps dog owners keep that space cleaner by taking routine dog poop cleanup off the household chore list during our active service season.
- Weekly dog waste removal during our service season
- Every-other-week service
- One-time and spring cleanups
- Completely contract-free service
- You do not need to be home during routine service
- Local communication from a Minnesota small business
Weekly service currently starts at $16.95 per visit for one dog on a standard property under 1/2 acre.
Pricing varies by number of dogs, service frequency and property size. Applicable taxes may apply.
Local Dog Waste Removal for Crystal
Turd Nerds has been serving Minnesota dog owners since 2010. We're a locally owned, teacher-owned small business built around reliable service, straightforward pricing and clear communication.
Locally Owned
We're a Minnesota small business serving Crystal and communities throughout Minneapolis, St. Paul & Surrounding Communities.
Teacher Owned
We believe good local service means communicating clearly, being dependable and doing the job we're there to do.
Contract-Free
Turd Nerds is completely contract-free. No service contract is required.
How Dog Poop Removal Works
Getting dog poop off your Crystal to-do list is simple.
Request Service
Tell us your Crystal address, how many dogs you have, your yard size and the type of service you're interested in.
We Scoop
Your Turd Nerd walks the designated service area and removes the dog waste we find. You don't need to be home for the visit.
Enjoy Your Yard
The waste is securely double-bagged and, when your outdoor garbage container is accessible, placed inside it.
Weekly, Every-Other-Week & One-Time Dog Poop Cleanup
Whether you have one dog, several dogs or simply want one less recurring yard chore, choose the cleanup schedule that works for your household during our active service season.
Weekly Service
A popular choice for Crystal households that want dog waste removed consistently and the yard kept cleaner week after week.
Every Other Week
A lower-frequency routine option when twice-monthly dog poop cleanup makes more sense for your dogs, yard and household schedule.
One-Time Cleanup
Need help after the snow melts, before company arrives or because the yard simply got away from you? One-time cleanup is available without purchasing routine service.
A Cleaner Yard Makes Everyday Outdoor Time Better
Crystal's established residential neighborhoods make backyard space useful for dogs, families and everyday life. Regular dog waste cleanup helps keep more of that space comfortable and ready to use.
Routine dog waste removal helps keep the yard under control without adding another recurring job to your weekly schedule.
Neighborhood Walks, Parks & Backyards
Crystal gives dog owners plenty of opportunities for neighborhood walks and outdoor time close to home. When the walk is over, though, the backyard still needs regular attention. During our active service season, Turd Nerds can handle that part.
Routine dog waste removal during our active service season helps keep outdoor space cleaner while taking another recurring chore off your household list.
Seasonal Minnesota Service
Turd Nerds routinely suspends service beginning December 1 or after the first 1-inch snowfall, whichever occurs first. We are closed for routine scooping during the winter months. Service typically resumes after the snow melts in spring, often in late February or early March. One-time spring cleanup service is also available without requiring routine service.
Dog Poop Removal Near Crystal
Turd Nerds also serves nearby western and northwest metro communities. Explore local dog waste removal information for surrounding cities below.
One Less Chore for Crystal Dog Owners
Work, family, dogs, yard care and Minnesota weather already create a long enough household list. Dog poop cleanup is one job that's easy to hand off.
Family Yards
Routine cleanup helps keep backyard space more comfortable for dogs, kids, guests and everyday use.
Multiple-Dog Homes
More dogs means faster accumulation. Turd Nerds offers service options for households with multiple dogs.
Spring Cleanup
Minnesota snow can hide months of dog waste. When everything reappears after the thaw, one-time spring cleanup can help get the yard back under control.
Dog Poop Removal in Crystal
How much does dog poop removal cost in Crystal?
Turd Nerds weekly routine service currently starts at $16.95 per visit for one dog on a standard property under 1/2 acre. Pricing increases based on the number of dogs, service frequency and property size.
Is Turd Nerds contract-free?
Yes. Turd Nerds is completely contract-free. No service contract is required.
Do I need to be home when you scoop?
No. As long as we can safely access the designated service area, you generally do not need to be home during the visit.
Does Turd Nerds scoop during winter in Crystal?
No. Turd Nerds is closed for routine scooping during the winter months. Routine service is suspended beginning December 1 or after the first 1-inch snowfall, whichever occurs first, and typically resumes after the snow melts in spring.
Do you offer spring dog poop cleanup in Crystal?
Yes. One-time spring cleanups are available without requiring routine service and are especially useful when melting snow reveals accumulated winter dog waste.
Can you service households with multiple dogs?
Yes. Turd Nerds provides dog waste removal for one-dog and multiple-dog households. Pricing varies based on the number of dogs and service frequency.
What do you do with the dog waste?
Collected waste is securely double-bagged. If your outdoor garbage container is accessible, we place the bagged waste inside it.
Can I hire Turd Nerds for just one cleanup?
Yes. One-time cleanup is available without purchasing ongoing routine service. Turd Nerds is completely contract-free.
Does Turd Nerds serve communities outside Crystal?
Yes. Turd Nerds serves communities throughout Minneapolis, St. Paul & Surrounding Communities. Visit our service-area page to explore nearby communities.
Get the Doo-Doo Off Your Crystal To-Do List
During our active service season, let your local Turd Nerd take care of your least favorite yard chore. Spring one-time cleanup service is also available.
